Elakelaiset - Will I Get Stranded in the Middle of a Humppa

tonight, I'm gonna give it all to you
in the darkness, I'm gonna do humppa with you
tonight, I don't wanna lie down to rest
I might be demented, but I've got a hairy chest

Will I get stranded in the middle of a humppa
do you wanna get stranded with me
will I have a stroke in the middle of a humppa
or will I die in a hospital bed

tonight, I wanna borrow your magnifying glass
and count your wrinkles, oh no I forgot your name
tonight, I'm gonna make your dreams come true
but what day is it now, have you seen my wooden leg?