Elakelaiset - Российский фанклуб хумппы - Russian Humppa Fanclub

Elakelaiset - Old man's bones

Fin

When I go to humppa party I put my best suit on
then I shine my shoes so I could dance all night long
put some grease on my hair and brush my only tooth
dance partner may say NO if your breath smells foul
then I sip some medicine to heal my soul
humppa party sure cures my old man's bones

Humppa parlour is my boxing ring
that's the sea where the big fish swim
and I'm the perfect bait for ladies in lurex
but I say NO if the lady's over eighty
then we dance around like siamese twins humppa party sure cures my old man's bones

Sometimes I might take a little break
I choose a few ladies who can hardly wait
to see my scars from the Winter war
but I say NO if they try to take my trousers off
then we dance around like siamese twins
humppa party sure cures my old man's bones