Elakelaiset - Mr. Kekkonen

The president we have today
is too fat to climb up to a palm tree
unless someone cuts it down for him
or lifts him up there with a forklift
or invents a machine which reverses the gravity

and for you memory Mr. Kekkonen
we play one more humppa song, je-je-je
we're gathered here, gang of old geezers
to hunt and drink and sing and dance like hell
je-je-je

The president we have to day
is much too fat to do the humppa
he'd sink in to the ground
and far away in Japan, they'd
think that Gozilla is coming again

and for you memory Mr. Kekkonen
we play one more humppa song, je-je-je
we're gathered here, gang of old geezers
to hunt and drink and sing and dance like hell
je-je-je

and the son of the president we have to day
is playing JAZZ Bloody Hell!
with some foreigners...
and the instruments he plays has more
than one hundred strings !
bet he couldn't play Katri Helena's Letka Jenkka

and for you memory Mr. Kekkonen
we play one more humppa song, je-je-je
we're gathered here, gang of old geezers
to hunt and drink and sing and dance like hell
je-je-je