Elakelaiset - Ministry customed my rocking chair

Oh mama I just got my pension
and there's humppa party going on
Oh mama I've got too much tension
and there's humppa party going on
Oh mama I've got my suit on
and there's lizard skin on my shoes
Oh mama I'm all up and on
I'm the slimy king of humppa parlour

And every night I go there
I get asphalt rash on my face
puke in my pocket
my suit will be a disgrace
and I beat cops with my cane
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