Elakelaiset - Madmans' enka

I think I'd go grazy
if I couldn't go humppa dancing
I think I'd lose my mind
if I couldn't go widow romancing

Humppa has magic
It can make you feel like a king
Humppa has power
it can turn a young man to an old goat

All together,
come on dancing now
and that's an order

Don't be afraid of humppa
it's rhythm sets you free
go on with the flow
hear the accordion blow

My feet are sending sparks
as I hop and dance
My fingers are hypnotizing
my partner goes in trance

I feel strong hand on my shoulder
and a boot in my ass
humppa parlour is closed
says the man with a baseball bat