Elakelaiset - Российский фанклуб хумппы - Russian Humppa Fanclub

Elakelaiset - I'm an old humppa fart

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I'm an old humppa fart
come on grandma and dance with me
I'm an old humppa fart
let's hop and holler on the floor
I just take my breath mint
and hide the foul odour

All those stupid Reinos just sit on their chairs
and wait for someone to get them, I truly hate their shape
baggy cheecks and pig noses, eyes red and bulbous
the One that comes and gets them
will take them straigh
t to their graves

I'm an old humppa fart
come on grandma and dance with me
I'm an old humppa fart
let's hop and holler on the floor
I just take my breath mint
to hide the foul odour

And then in the cafeteria, I sip some cryptonite
humppa party without it, will be like a death rite
dancing will feel like standing still
partners will look like something that the cat just dragged in

Come on over here grandma
and I'll show you my scar tissue collection
we could also bake some cake
you do know what I mean,
or do you have a cardboard head?