Elakelaiset - I don't do it with a lady

I sing on my way to the toilet and even behind it
I dance away the blood and soil
Then I sip some good old humppa medicine
and rub my skin with skunk oil

I did it with a broom and a chainsaw
I did it with a porcupine and a hedgehog
I did it with a stray cat and a bulldog
then I did it with a peacock
but

I don't do it with a lady

30 days in a hole
with a blind mole
I dance away the blood and soil
see my eyeballs boil
but

I don't do it with a lady