Elakelaiset - I can't do no humppa

Once I tried to go to a humppa party
but on my front lawn I noticed that I got only one shoe
and as I went back to get another one too
my trousers got stuck between the door and the frame
I panicked and called my neighbour
but he didn't have the key
oh shit

I can't do no humppa

Once I tried to buy a bottle
of good old Finnish folk dance medicine
In the store they gave me the evil eye
as I fished a large salmon from my nostril
and deposited it in my pocket
but It got stuck to my money
and I didn't dare to pay
with a fishy bill
so I went home
bye bye

I can't do no humppa