Elakelaiset - Российский фанклуб хумппы - Russian Humppa Fanclub

Elakelaiset - Hotel Pulifornia

Fin

smiling bus driver saluted us small-talking mindlessly
as we climbed in and took our seats
we all were little nervous and excited and
looking forward to trip
which we won after 50 years of filling of
crossword puzzles, total amount was
about 2000
but soon we'd be celebrating and mating like maniacs!

welcome to the Hotel Pulifornia
it has the cheapest rates, rather horrible place
plenty of room at the Hotel Pulifornia
and tonight there'll be humppa dance party

I emptied the first Vodka bottle in half an hour
and the tour guide got little annoyed and threatened
me with police
I gave her the finger and started singing pornographical songs and soon everyone joined
me in choruses!
when we arrived at our destination we all
were drunk as skunks, some of us needed
Doctor but i didn't, I was giving mouth-to-mouth
to a widow from Liperi, her name was Ritu,
I think
welcome to the Hotel Pulifornia
it has the cheapest rates, rather horrible place
plenty of room at the Hotel Pulifornia
and tonight there'll be humppa dance party

the evening was amazing,
the host of the evening was
cheap copy of Elvis Presley
his jokes sucked
and I sucked too - ladies
I asked the band to play
Kalinka but instead they played Paranoid
and then some Paul Anka
we dancedd 'till our feet got sore
and then we went home...
to fill some more crossword puzzles

welcome to the Hotel Pulifornia
it has the cheapest rates, rather horrible place
plenty of room at the Hotel Pulifornia
and tonight there'll be humppa dance party